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3 Of The Dumbest Things To Say After Having Sex
If you've done everything right, and
played your cards well, then after sex your partner should already be
lying next to you, relaxing and basking in that golden, romantic
silence. This means you did real well, but what if you say something
really awkward, or downright dumb, afterward? If you screw-up, and
say something regrettable, perhaps you'll be in a rush to apologise,
and tell her how sorry you are for offending her (and hope she'll not
walk out of the room). Here's a peek at 3 of the dumbest things to
say after sex.
“Was That
Good?”
If
you're in bed with your girlfriend, or any of the lovely ladies at
Asian Escorts Brisbane,
leave all your thoughts of mediocrity or inadequacy behind. And
please don't start the after-sex conversation with something like
“was that good?”
Those three words can be quite
troubling, because they indicate a lack of self-confidence and
self-assurance. It would also likely convey to her that you were
worried that she probably didn't orgasm, or that you came too fast,
or your dick was so underwhelming for her.
In truth, not all of us can match
the sexual prowess of Peter North or Ron Jeremy. And like any other
activity, sex requires working on perfecting your craft. So when all
else fails, don't ask her if it felt good. Instead, ask her if she'd
like to do a second round!
“Thanks”
We
obviously need to be kind to everyone, especially to our parents,
elders and even our bedroom partners. But to tell your lover “Thanks”
after sex is just so uncool, because you didn't get your car served
by a valet parking attendant, and no waiter refilled your glass.
And
besides, saying “thank you” after sex is like validating
that there was some
sort
of a financial transaction involved beforehand. So instead of saying
“thank
you”,
you could perhaps say “you are so yummy”, or you could ask for an
extra
round
or two!
“You
Were Kinda Loud”
Another
bad thing to say after sex would be “you were kinda loud”. This
would be equivalent to telling someone that you're not cool to seeing
her naked again. And besides, if your partner is really loud in bed,
she's just letting go of her inhibitions, or is doing what makes her
feel so liberated.
So
if you don't want your neighbours to hear you and your lover in bed,
then you should invest in a good home sound-proofing system! But if
you don't want to spend a fortune, then bring your girlfriend, or
your favourite Asian Escorts Brisbane,
to a motel or a classy resort!
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